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GMD: The Criminals' Anthem

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THE CRIMINALS' ANTHEM
(Performed by Miriam Karlin [Eunice Karlin], Jack Nicholson ["Gunsmoke" Gary Mousedale], & Tony Jay [Agent 001])
(From various chapters of "The Baker Street Family Chronicles" & other stories)
(Based on the standard Team Rocket Motto from the English version of the "Pokemon" animated series)

GUNSMOKE GARY:
Prepare for trouble--don't give us any sass!

EUNICE:
And make it double, 'cause we're going to whoop your ass!
To infect the world with devastation...

GUNSMOKE GARY:
To blight all fursons within our nation...

EUNICE:
To denounce the evils of truth & love...

GUNSMOKE GARY:
To extend our wrath to the streets above...

EUNICE:
Eunice!

GUNSMOKE GARY:
Gary!

EUNICE:
Team Pocket, let the flames of chaos ignite!

GUNSMOKE GARY:
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

AGENT 001:
Da, da--that's right!

Prepare for trouble, & make it double--I mean, get ready to be drenched in an overwhelming wave of nostalgia! :D

The above deviation is a parody of the standard "Team Rocket Motto" from the first five seasons of the "Pokemon" anime, which I wrote for one of my upcoming GMD mega-fanfics, "The Baker Street Family Chronicles" (as well as several other stories!).  This song is performed whenever the League Of Villains shows up on scene--'cause, after all, if you're committing crimes for the self-proclaimed Master Of Evil (i.e., Mouses Fiennes), why not make a big entrance before you get the proverbial ball rolling? ;)

So, what do you guys think of the parody? ;) Do tell me your thoughts! :D

When you're finished reading, please be sure to leave feedback when you're done. I'll take anything from comments to constructive criticism, as long as they're not flames or delivered in an overly-harsh, stern, or mercilessly-nitpicky manner.

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