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Script For My Second Frollo YTP ("Frollo's Ceaseless Govoreeting")
(Cue opening credits, similar to those of "A Clockwork Orange")
The Mouse Avenger Presents
A "Hunchback Of Notre Dame" Youtube Poop
Frollo's Ceaseless Govoreeting
(Opening clip from "A Clockwork Orange" plays, then fade out to reveal Frollo reading a copy of "A Clockwork Orange" in a chair)
FROLLO: I love this book! It is wicked awesome! I can't get myself to stop reading it!
(Frollo overhears indistinct talking among Quasimodo & the gargoyles, then goes up to investigate)
(Conversation among Quasi & gargoyles continues, until Frollo suddenly appears)
FROLLO: Good morning, Quasimodo.
QUASIMODO: Oh, good...morning, Master.
FROLLO: (approaches the frozen gargoyles) My dear malchick, whoever are you talking to?
QUASIMODO: My...(suddenly switches to Alex's voice)...three droogs.
FROLLO: I viddy. (raps Hugo on the head with his knuckles) And what are your...(Alex's voice)..."three droogs" made of, Quasimodo?
QUASIMODO: Stone.
FROLLO: Can stone govoreet? (Quasimodo stares at him cluelessly) Talk?
QUASIMODO: No, it can't.
FROLLO: That's right, you're a smart lad. (sits down at the table) Now, breakfast!
(Brief subliminal message: "I hope I didn't make Quasi come across as stupid! XD")
(Quasimodo sets the table, & Frollo unwittingly takes out his copy of "A Clockwork Orange")
QUASIMODO: Master, what's that?
FROLLO: (looks down to see that he's holding the wrong book) Oh, it's just my copy of "A Clockwork Orange" by Anthony Burgess.
QUASIMODO: Is it a good book?
FROLLO: Yes, indeed, Quasimodo--it's real horrorshow! (beat) That is to say, good. (sotto voce, as he goes back to reading "A Clockwork Orange") Very good, indeed, yes?
(Later, Frollo is taking a stroll through the streets of Paris, & finds Esmeralda dancing)
FROLLO (voiceover): And would you believe it, O my brothers & only friends, I viddied the most-beautiful Gypsy devotchka my glazzies had ever gazed upon! Verily, she captured my heart with her graceful moves, her feminine like charms, & her lovely litso fixed with a sweet, yet saucy, smile!
(Frollo looks down to find a certain part of his body going "boing!"...& he finds himself giddy with ecstasy!)
FROLLO (sotto voce): Methinks I just got a pan-handle!
(Later, Esmeralda is visiting with Quasimodo in the bell tower of Notre Dame)
ESMERALDA: I saw your master Frollo earlier today.
QUASIMODO: Oh, you did?
ESMERALDA: Yes. He talked to me for a while after I danced. The weird thing is, he kept talking in this really funny language I've never heard before.
QUASIMODO: Frollo did the exact same thing with me, too. I think he's been picking up all those strange words from that book he's been reading--"A Clockwork Orange".
ESMERALDA (amused): That's a really unusual title. Whoever heard of a clockwork orange?
QUASIMODO: (laughs) I know, right?
(Cut away to the gargoyles, who are talking amongst themselves)
VICTOR: I must say, Frollo certainly has good taste in literature!
HUGO: That's a big 10-4, good buddy!
LAVERNE: I think I'd like to get myself a copy of that book, too!
(Later, after her visit to Quasimodo, Esmeralda is making her way out of Notre Dame...& is suddenly ambushed by Frollo!)
FROLLO: Hi, hi, hi, there, Esmeralda! Funny surprise seeing you here...again!
ESMERALDA (a bit begrudgingly): Thanks.
FROLLO: You know, I was just thinking about you, & a very interessovating messel occured to me lately...(sniffs her hair)
ESMERALDA: Uhhh...what are you doing?
FROLLO: If it pleases you, my fair Gypsy devotchka, would you care to go for a round of the old in-out, in-out with me? I'm quite sure that we would both enjoy it immensely...
ESMERALDA: (breaks away) No thanks. In case you forgot, Phoebus & I are married...& expecting! (a thought bubble appears, showing us an image of adorable little Zephyr)
FROLLO: (looks disappointed) Righty-right...(perks up again) Well, I suppose I must itty off. May you & yours have a lovely, horrorshow nochy!
ESMERALDA: (smiles pleasantly) Thanks, Frollo. You have a good..."nochy"...too. (exits)
(Later, at the Palace Of Justice...)
FROLLO: Beata Maria, you know I love "A Clockwork Orange", & I can't get enough of that book...or the movie by Stanley Kubrick. (approaches the fireplace) Beata Maria, I seriously think I'm addicted to "A Clockwork Orange", & it's beginning to interfere with my jeezny somewhat! (beat) Off the subject, Maria, my old feelings for Esmeralda are being stirred up again. And even though she's now married...& expecting...I still love her! Perhaps, this explains why I viddy her dancing there, why her smoldering glazzies still scorch my like soul! I feel her, I viddy her, the Sun caught in her like raven voloss, is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire, Hellfire, this fire in my plott...this burning like desire, is turning me on real horrorshow!
(Frollo then proceeds to "play his fiddle" before a smoky apparition of Esmeralda, while Beethoven's "Ode To Joy" plays in the background...)
(Unfortunately for Frollo, his "happy time" gets interrupted with the arrival of the guard)
GUARD: Minister Frollo...(switches to Sheila DeLarge's voice) Would you like me to make you a nice cup of tea?
FROLLO (a bit annoyed): No thank you. I'm not in the mood for chai at this minoota.
GUARD: (switches to Mr. Krabs' voice) Why are you talking like that?
FROLLO: I'm govoreeting like this, because I kopat the vocabulary of Nadsat malchicks & devotchkas!
GUARD: (switches to The Cinema Snob's voice) I can't understand what you're saying, you Malcolm McDowell wannabe piece of *bleep*!
FROLLO: Get out, you gloopy idiot! (the guard exits) Some lewdies just don't have any appreciation for fine literature!
(The End!)
(Cue "Clockwork Orange"-style closing credits; background music is "Singin' In The Rain")
It's just that I have LOTS & LOTS & LOTS of stuff I've drawn & written over the last 5 years--even earlier than that, in fact!--& it's gonna take me quite a while to upload every picture & piece of literature. Just be patient, folks, & my gallery will be chock-full of new stuff before you know it! 
In the meantime, here's a little something I came up with a couple of months ago--a script for a "Hunchback Of Notre Dame" Youtube Poop I'm planning to work on! ^_^ This is actually my second planned HOND YTP, in which Judge Claude Frollo becomes obsessed with one of my all-time favorite movies & books, "A Clockwork Orange".
In fact, he becomes so obsessed with the story, that he finds himself speaking in Nadsat slang to everyone he meets--which isn't too horrorshow for everyone else, as nobody can pony a single, solitary slovo that he says! 
Gosh, I'm looking forward to making this YTP already (along with my first one)!
Of course, seeing as I have no prior YTP-making experience, I'll have to do a lot of practice with Sony Vegas first, before I can get around to working on the actual video--but it will be a sheer delight all the way through! 
And it'll be awesome fillying around with the goloss of the wonderful, awesome-sauceome, muddafawkin' voice-acting legend Tony Jay, wouldst thou not agree, O my brothers & sisters? In the meantime, what do you think of the script?
Do tell me your thoughts! ^_^When you're finished reading, please be sure to leave feedback when you're done. I'll take anything from comments to constructive criticism, as long as they're not flames or delivered in an overly-harsh, stern, or mercilessly-nitpicky manner.
